ginevvra:

“Are you sure that’s a real spell?” said the girl. “Well, it’s not very good, is it? I’ve tried a few simple spells just for practice and it’s all worked for me. Nobody in my family’s magic at all, it was ever such a surprise when I got my letter, but I was ever so pleased, of course, I mean, it’s the very best school of witchcraft there is, I’ve heard – I’ve learned all our course books by heart, of course, I just hope it will be enough — I’m Hermione Granger, by the way, who are you?

hermione granger ⇝  jordan richardson

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You’re gonna murder a cat. This is a joke, right? This is one of your pranks?

mindy + bj in text posts (inspired by: all of the other posts)

pocketmoony:

This made me laugh so hard!

I just wanted to know how she got such smoky eyes. Turns out it was an STD rash.

justafan384:

New Agents of SHIELD Season 2 Sneak Peek, “Copy That”

Free on iTunes

fuckasamizdrenka:

@Neon_Jess: rubadub #jesami in the tub lol 🛀

bobbyfinger:

This 30-second video of Nicki Minaj explaining what “beez in the trap” means is the most important and wonderful thing I’ve seen today.

(H/T Steven)

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